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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

It looks like it's gonna give the Doctor and the TARDIS a hard time this week.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Dontputyourdickinthat

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Moment i realised the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Hahaha came here to say: this is some serious warhammer shit

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

And I’m supposed to believe people paid good money for a blowie from that face?

Actually, nevermind, I believe it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Even in death I still serve

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The alleged skull of Mary Magdalene.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I like Martin Luther's polemic about relics: "How many pieces of the true cross are there in the world? How many thorns from Christ's crown of thorns? How many nails from the crucifixion? There are enough nails to shoe all the horses in Saxony. And if all the relics of the saints were gathered together, there would be enough bones to build a ship and enough wood to boil all the water in the sea."

In that sense it's one of Mary Magdalene's many heads.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

"Of the 12 apostles, 18 of them are buried in Spain."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

She is the hydra.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

If you sewed together all the fragments of Jesus's foreskin, you could go skydiving with it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

IDK their religion allows straight up substitution magic, they turn wine and crackers into pieces of their dead god. Why can't thorns and pieces of wood turn into the implements that killed him?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's a really good quote.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Martin Luther had an extremely finite of fucks to give. Despite not sharing his beliefs, I respect the man for upturning 1500yr of status quo.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

exactly where my mind went

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sure it is. Let's just pretend there is no monetary incentive for a region to have a holy relic which brings them a bunch of tourism. Ain't nothing holy under capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Every single consecrated Catholic altar contains a relic of a saint. Usually they're pretty small, maybe a piece of a fingerbone or something. You're right that a good one like this would bring in lots of pilgrims (tourist dollars,) but it's a tradition that way predates capitalism.

I'm not in the business of defending the Catholic Church or capitalism, just wanted to clarify.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Socialists don't see a fundamental difference between a king or church owning the means of production and a merchant/capitalist/whatever owning it, because there isn't a significant difference. Adam Smith was observing truths on the nature of property ownership and how to increase the gains from such, not describing the idea of rich and powerful people owning property that would make them money by exploiting the value of labor. That idea is as old as agriculture.

Where it might get tricky is if the gains from owning the "relic" were funding welfare programs/charity more than they were funding the excessive lifestyle of the clergy, but that's not something Catholics are particularly known for living up to, responsible usage of tithes and actually following the precepts of ascetism in the clergy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Imagine that place being abandoned and a explorer accidently shining light on that skull...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

40K does loves to grab imagery from old christian imagery for the Imperium.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or Dune. Or Morecock. Or basically anything.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah 40k puts anything cool in the blender. Then slaps some psudolatin on it and says I own this.

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