He got on water wings(4 Pontoon boats).. or he's got a lot of gas from eating those spicy Asian femboys and is naturally buoyant
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OMG is this what whales do too? What about other fishes?? What have they been lying to us??
And boats and icebergs. Even me. I can't swim, I just extend my legs. and fake it.
I always assumed he was in a Harbour or near shore.
Seamounts are a thing too.
I don't know what those are so I never assumed that.
I don't know either but I think they're probably islands but just don't reach the surface
That is basically what a seamount is, yes.
He's obviously built himself thousands of little elevators over millenia. What did you guys think he was doing down there? Sleeping?
In his house at R'lyeh
The new Godzilla Minus 1 movie actually goes over this, >!they even use it against Godzilla to try and defeat him.!<
Everyone is in here talking about Godzilla legs.
No one is talking about the Godzilla pizza slice.
clearly he swims when he's not in the shallows
Finally a pertinent question. Thanks
Case closed
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