this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2024
607 points (91.1% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26649 readers
3208 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I'm curious

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago

Where's the third option where I decapitate both?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Ehhhh I'll save the donkey, use it to pull out the woman, and then no sexual favors will happen. They're both gonna be carrying some shit though, free labor.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Fuck it, i'll save her...might clear some things up lol

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Making a link between zoophilia and sexual relationships with a queer person, how original!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lemmy keeps pushing transphobic jokes to the top. It's slithly concerning.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Slithly

I think this typo has potential.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.

Water is the universal solvent.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

This is the only acceptable answer

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

\3. Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Choose the first one, a talking donkey

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Go back to guarding Princess Fiona.

load more comments
view more: next ›