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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

It's funny, I've seen so many caricatures of Nixon that I forgot what he actually looked like.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I remember my body. Flabby, pasty skin, riddled with phlebitis. A good republican body.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Before his jowels grew in

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

He looks like he has ultramumps

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

And then popped those two beetles in his mouth one in each cheek.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

“No mom I swear I’m making them… uh… fight

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

He got one in his hand, one in his mouth

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No outrage over the tan suit?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Ah you noticed that every president since WWII has worn tan suits. Very good.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

"My gravest secret is that I really did fake the moon landing. On Venus!" ―Richard M. Nixon

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

He looks like Jimmy Carr with a bigger jaw.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Ha-ha-haaaawhhh!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jimmy's older, shittier brother.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Look Billy Carter was a drunk but no one was ever as drunk as Nixon in the White House

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Is there a game of Thrones reference there?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=997lGD65WNc

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Is that a bible in front of him?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well he was a republican, so probably

It's one of their starter pack accessories

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

It wasn't really unique before him. He is the reason for the identity of modern Republicans as the party of the bible thumping, bigoted southerners. Before Nixon, neither party really tried to court that demographic. Nixon changed the game and is responsible for most of the modern political tribalism.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

They use it for both blocking criticism and to beat people with.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Richard Nixon always looked like he was born with extra face.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Charlie kirk is his arch nemesis.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 months ago (2 children)

He's got a jaw like Quagmire

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Those are jowls

AROOO

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And he left more people fucked.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Because he crept into their houses at night and wrecked up the place.