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My mom's doctor be like (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It's not like AI is a legally defined term anywhere (that I've head of). Surely someone will end up suing google for things like this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Can definitely see how the sausage was made on that one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

My mom smoked until her last breath after slowly dying from COPD. I just assume she didn't quit or slow down any of the times she was pregnant.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is actually healthy. My dad smoked much more than that during my pregnancy and I turned out fine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

If you actually came from your fathers anus, I'd say you are absolutely right.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

I know a dude who's a retired doctor specializing in sports medicine (he was the team doctor for a Big 10 college football team), and he smokes like a chimney. He likes to joke that he's the 1/10 doctors that they don't quote on TV ads

[+] [email protected] -25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Cool another lie AI-bad post

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Generative AI is not deterministic. The same input doesn't necessarily mean the same output every time.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I realize that, but if every one of these posts isn't reproducible it's likely that's because they're bullshit.

Ps. Thanks for the downvotes people. Make sure to say your daily curses against all AI because it BAD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're right. People defending a shit post as both the truth and just a shit post is wild.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

"why would you want a post to be funny, clever, or true? Posts should just be awful pointless garbage you just add the word shit in front of the name and it's justified"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Nope, this was real.

Google's new search AI did many errors at release. This can be found online and include but not limited to:

It's normal for cockroaches to live in someone's penis
You should mix some glue while preparing a pizza
Overcoming depression is done by jumping off the Golden State Bridge
You should eat one small rock daily

This was fixed manually per search topic that got viral, but they probably changed its configuration by now to trust reddit amd 4chan comments less.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Nope, this was real.

Source? Some of these were real, but there's also a ton of fake bullshit floating around.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The jumping off a bridge one is especially egregious. Searching things like that usually give you the phone number for the suicide hotline, but Google decided they have to show their stupid AI before anything else.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The glue one was proven to be just a troll comment on Reddit from 12 years ago, and it fact some more were found to be just basing itsself on Reddit. Fine in theory, but did absolutely no proof check with other sources and so just took trolls as facts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

AI has failed so many times it has joined the junkpile of online personalities that are so bad we can no longer tell the difference between their actual errors and those created as sarcasm.
The Dead Sarcasm Cult.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What is it with Lemmy users and not knowing what shitposting is…

[+] [email protected] -21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Probably has to do with it not being defined except for being confusing and possibly enraging

Would posting any other lie be a "shitpost"?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Check which subcommunity you're in.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Despite what you all think, shitpost doesn't just mean "shitty post".

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

Key word there is "just". It can include other things, but it can simply be a low effort post meant to infuriate people.

Judging by the thread, and the fact that you keep dying on this hill, it worked beautifully on you.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

not being defined except for being confusing and possibly enraging

You just defined shitposting, my guy.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

It’s in the shitpost community, it’s like a textbook shitpost…

When you watch TV do you say the actors are liars because they’re not actually the characters?

It’s supposed to be stupid and ridiculous.

[+] [email protected] -9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yeah because when I watch TV the only expectation I have is for the actors just to state falsehoods /s

Apparently according to people like you, this community should've just been named falsehoods

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I also hate it when I find shitposts in my shitpost community.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Right shitpost just means shitty post without anything clever or funny about it /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is a textbook shitpost and the people getting mad about it is more evidence that it's a shitpost.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitposting

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"See if you think it's a lie, that proves it's a shitpost!"

So shitpost just means "I don't ever want to see this pointless, boring and unfunny misinformation". Cool, thanks for clearing that up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's satire, it mocks the idiocy of plugging AI into every single conceivable product or the current AI-will-solve-every-problem techbro overhype that's constantly being talked about every day now.

Just cause you thought it was real and googled it doesn't make it less of a shitpost my dude, sorry.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I checked because I knew it was fake. Just because you don't think shitposts should be funny or interesting doesn't mean they are specifically designed to just be a lie and nothing else.

This criticizes nothing and communicates a false idea. Enjoy your "shitposts" and please don't reply

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I checked because I knew it was fake.

I'm dying right now.

Just because you don’t think shitposts should be funny or interesting doesn’t mean they are specifically designed to just be a lie and nothing else.

Just because you think shitposts should be funny or interesting doesn't mean they should. Per the wiki "Content that is of 'aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality.' Shitposts are generally intentionally designed to derail discussions or cause the biggest reaction with the least effort" Or "A deliberate provocation designed for maximum impact with minimum effort."

I don't actually see humor or interesting in there at all, in fact it being humorous or interesting might make it not a shitpost.

Enjoy your “shitposts”

I'm enjoying this a lot.

and please don’t reply

I'm dying right now.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 months ago

You obviously don't think conversation should be interesting or funny either

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 months ago

What a weirdo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Mate, did you really wake up this beautiful Sunday thinking it's worth dying on this hill?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

It basically is named c/falsehoods, it's shitposting, I don't get why this is so hard for you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

There is nothing the shitposting community hate more than shitposts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

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