I once duct taped a pizza to the inside of my jacket to smuggle it into a theatre
this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2024
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I could put soooo many beans *into one of those.
I don’t know if this just caught me at the right time or what but I don’t think I’ve ever cried laughing at a meme before. Thanks!
It's her expression that gets me
It's such a brilliant expression, the cheeky smirk and eyes full of glee. Zendaya knows something and is relishing the fact that everyone else doesn't.
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The expression of someone who has just farted but knows no one will ever suspect her?
I’ve walked into a regal cinema with twizzlers and a water bottle many times before. They do not care.
i feel like a hot rotisserie chicken is a different ball game
Hard to care when not paid enough.
I googled it and the one by me pay fairly well for the area and they often hire disabled workers.
Nice, it should be even easier to sneak a chicken past a guy in a wheelchair.
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You could smuggle in an entire watermelon with that hat, dang
Popularize this fashion until everyone's doing it. Then everyone can smuggle all the chicken they want anywhere they want without being suspected. Personally though I'm putting fried chicken in mine.
The real Buckethead
Normalise fried chicken cologne as well
Is No.11 your scent as well?
https://www.fastfoodclub.com/p/kfc-launched-bbq-cologne-and-sells-out-instantly/