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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The air of superiority in that face. It's like a surrealist mona lisa.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

It's because she knows that chicken is really tasty

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for this OP, everyone I've shared this with has gotten a kick out of it. It's such a big, goofy hat. That paired with that smirk on her face is too perfect.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Goofy hats are whack yo

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Fuck the law

There is no law about any kind of chicken in cinemas. They can't even arrest you, when you bring your pet chicken.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A business can forbid outside food, it's not a rare choice, they are a private business and can remove people based on their actions. Then again, I've never once seen a theater try or care.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes, sure, but norimee is right, they can't arrest you. If they do arrest you for it, it's false improsinment and they'll get arrested instead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That is not how any of that works. They would call the police to remove them. They would then determine if they do pose a threat and then maybe detain them on a psychological hold. Even if all that does happen, it has to go to a judge with a charge after it's examined by the DA. Then maybe false imprisoned. But it seems a bit far fetched for the situation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm not sure we're thinking of the same hypothetical here...

I'm saying if you bring chicken to the cinema, and the staff (citizens) arrest you for it, they are beyond wrong. Because it's oviously not illegal to bring chicken to the cinema, only against policy and therefore it would be false imprisonment.

All they can really do is ask you to leave, and if you don't they can call the police, or maybe, depending on the law in that jurisdiction, they could then legally detain you for said trespassing. But certainly not for breaking their policy in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If only that were true for every country on this earth

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I doubt there is actually a country that has a law about it. That cinemas don't allow it, doesn't mean there is a law.

My sister doesn't allow people to wear shoes in her living room. Doesn't mean there is a law against shoes in living rooms and you will be arrested for wearing shoes.

You are welcome to prove me wrong and provide a source for your claim.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Man I thought we were shitposting

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm not sure where your sister lives, but I don't think she's not going to call the police if I walked into her living room with my shoes on. They'd probably get me for trespassing or breaking and entering. /S

I know what you mean about the sneaking food into theaters. They'd just ask you to throw it away /put it in your car / or just leave. Source: first job was a theater. Now if you refused, it would likely be an officer that throws you out on a Friday/Saturday as they hired off duty officers to be around those nights for security purposes. Used to keep the K9 for the K9 units in the birthday room because we felt bad they would leave them in the running car all night in Central Florida. Surprised a few employees when they went to grab something and were startled by a happy go lucky Shepherd/Malamute.

They were very on or off duty dogs. In the car, work mode, and ready to go to war. In the birthday party room, you better be ready for pets and snuggles.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My fiancee: that hat is too big for her head.

Me: did you even read the caption?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

If she didn't bring a rotisserie chicken, that hat is definitely too big. But if she thought of bringing one, her brain is so large that it wouldn't leave any room for the chicken.

That hat is a real Catch 22.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's obviously too small for two rotisserie chickens

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Could fit more than a couple of roast quail though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

How many roast quails can fit in a rotisserie chicken?

I think we’re still selling ourselves short here!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Nah. That's an entire air fryer in there.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Woman looks like Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I bet he's secretly smuggling chicken as well.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

He smuggles the entire poultry industry

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

This is so hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Cargo pants and Chinese takeout

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'd hate to sit behind this person.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's a lot of chicken. I bet she would share.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Alas, I'm not into chicken, let alone head chicken.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever even tried head chicken?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

No, just wall chicken.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Legit did the drunk couple act with my GF once to smuggle her favorite candies into the theater for a movie date

Just had so much shit that it was sticking out even on my deep pocket pea-coat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

drunk couple act

genuinely curious what this is

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Stuff contraband in pockets of opposite sides facing in if you stand side to side, pretend to be leaning on each other as you walk in with goodies well concealed.

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