The air of superiority in that face. It's like a surrealist mona lisa.
this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2024
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It's because she knows that chicken is really tasty
Thanks for this OP, everyone I've shared this with has gotten a kick out of it. It's such a big, goofy hat. That paired with that smirk on her face is too perfect.
Goofy hats are whack yo
Fuck the law
There is no law about any kind of chicken in cinemas. They can't even arrest you, when you bring your pet chicken.
A business can forbid outside food, it's not a rare choice, they are a private business and can remove people based on their actions. Then again, I've never once seen a theater try or care.
Yes, sure, but norimee is right, they can't arrest you. If they do arrest you for it, it's false improsinment and they'll get arrested instead.
That is not how any of that works. They would call the police to remove them. They would then determine if they do pose a threat and then maybe detain them on a psychological hold. Even if all that does happen, it has to go to a judge with a charge after it's examined by the DA. Then maybe false imprisoned. But it seems a bit far fetched for the situation.
I'm not sure we're thinking of the same hypothetical here...
I'm saying if you bring chicken to the cinema, and the staff (citizens) arrest you for it, they are beyond wrong. Because it's oviously not illegal to bring chicken to the cinema, only against policy and therefore it would be false imprisonment.
All they can really do is ask you to leave, and if you don't they can call the police, or maybe, depending on the law in that jurisdiction, they could then legally detain you for said trespassing. But certainly not for breaking their policy in the first place.
If only that were true for every country on this earth
I doubt there is actually a country that has a law about it. That cinemas don't allow it, doesn't mean there is a law.
My sister doesn't allow people to wear shoes in her living room. Doesn't mean there is a law against shoes in living rooms and you will be arrested for wearing shoes.
You are welcome to prove me wrong and provide a source for your claim.
Man I thought we were shitposting
I'm not sure where your sister lives, but I don't think she's not going to call the police if I walked into her living room with my shoes on. They'd probably get me for trespassing or breaking and entering. /S
I know what you mean about the sneaking food into theaters. They'd just ask you to throw it away /put it in your car / or just leave. Source: first job was a theater. Now if you refused, it would likely be an officer that throws you out on a Friday/Saturday as they hired off duty officers to be around those nights for security purposes. Used to keep the K9 for the K9 units in the birthday room because we felt bad they would leave them in the running car all night in Central Florida. Surprised a few employees when they went to grab something and were startled by a happy go lucky Shepherd/Malamute.
They were very on or off duty dogs. In the car, work mode, and ready to go to war. In the birthday party room, you better be ready for pets and snuggles.
My fiancee: that hat is too big for her head.
Me: did you even read the caption?
If she didn't bring a rotisserie chicken, that hat is definitely too big. But if she thought of bringing one, her brain is so large that it wouldn't leave any room for the chicken.
That hat is a real Catch 22.
It's obviously too small for two rotisserie chickens
Could fit more than a couple of roast quail though
How many roast quails can fit in a rotisserie chicken?
I think we’re still selling ourselves short here!
Nah. That's an entire air fryer in there.
Woman looks like Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome
I bet he's secretly smuggling chicken as well.
He smuggles the entire poultry industry
This is so hilarious.
Cargo pants and Chinese takeout
I'd hate to sit behind this person.
It's a lot of chicken. I bet she would share.
Alas, I'm not into chicken, let alone head chicken.
Have you ever even tried head chicken?
No, just wall chicken.
Legit did the drunk couple act with my GF once to smuggle her favorite candies into the theater for a movie date
Just had so much shit that it was sticking out even on my deep pocket pea-coat
drunk couple act
genuinely curious what this is
Stuff contraband in pockets of opposite sides facing in if you stand side to side, pretend to be leaning on each other as you walk in with goodies well concealed.
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