Light: what's your name again?
Columbo: Lt. Columbo sir, only my wife calls me by my first name.
this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2024
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Columbo would be so irritating. Like JFC just arrest me already.
man, I should watch columbo. Never seen it since childhood
and no apple cores in the trash either...
Columbo vs anime characters is the best genre of murder mystery
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Didn't he live with his parents and sister?
Nah, judging by that rumpled raincoat, it looks like he lives in his car.
Wasn't the fruit bowl in his bedroom?
I don't remember, but that could be the case.
🤔 Isn't that kind of weird? Do people and teenagers in particular keep fruit bowls in their bedroom?
Teenagers with good parents do. I think any parent would be happy if their children and their friends liked fruits so much that they would need a fruit bowl in their bedroom.
Idk man, I think unless you're eating, food should be in the kitchen.
That's a weird concept to me, we always had a fruit bowl in the living room. Or a sweets bowl. Or both.