Need a weirdness tier list for this
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I love the gummy taste of condoms with my Brie and crackers
no joke, you know the brie and gummy worms work.
Three condoms? My, we're young and frisky, aren't we?
They are unwrapped and sitting pretty close to some meat and cheese. Feels like that's just asking for disrupting vaginal health balance. Plus I'd be suspicious of holes poked in the condoms. Unwrapping them is such a weird thing to do.
Frist of all, why are there condoms in the food second why are there 3 of them?
The only question is, one at a time, or all at once?
That depends.
39 and under crowd - "Wanna go again?"
40 and over crowd - "I'm going to need at least that many breaks."
One for the shaft and one for each testicle
Right after saying “I can do the sex good!”
Exactly. My balls secrete sperm like a maple tree. Don't yours?
Do you regularly cut your balls then?
When they're in season
Duh .. we all learned this in sex ed
This charcuterie board fucks.
Everything looks good here, perfect date. Wait, except.... is that.... unground coffee beans? What the fuck?
I thought they were rasins, but not sure.
Espresso beans are delicious especially in dark chocolate.
I'd eat those, but the proximity to cocaine is a bit concerning.
Mix it up. Call it the morning special.
You'd leave the cocaine on the board?
WHERE are the motherfucking CHEESE BALLS?!
I can't wait to put your Sweady balls in my mouth.
After enough coke everyone has cheese balls.
Yeah they got McDonald's chicken nuggets. Like dude, go get some Wendy's. You've got nose spice so I know you understand how to be classy - now get your shit together.
Found Wendy's Lemmy account
Yeah for fucks sake nothing wrong with McNuggets.
Except the price
And the taste.
And the taste when compared to Wendy's.
Wendy's chicken nuggets are vile, too. Chicken tenders are the only thing good. And Wendy's doesn't serve them anymore. Neither does McDonald's. So... KFC wins.
I'll order the same happy meal.
YES.
All that and not a single date to be found in the photo. Has bro never been to a grocery store?
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