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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

welp after green washing now we have gay washing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

What an excellent idea to force people to drink more responsibly and get alcohol back on the prohibited substances list.

Alcohol, Cannabis, Magic-mushrooms and other less debilitating "fun" substances should be regulated for personal use by adults. Scheduled substances should still be illegal but convictions should be mental health, addiction therapy and social servitude as punishments.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

kinda like it tbh

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

At first I read SIMD bucks and I thought they must take optimizing code seriously.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

The gays like their SIMD optimizations

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

It’s called June and all companies do it

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How many frogs are juiced per bottle? Poor froggies

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"They're putting frogs in the water, which is turning the chemicals gay!"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

small d**k energy

Lame. I get they might need to censor it but it's easy to cover with part of another sticker and make it look incidental.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

4% is kinda weak if you intend on getting the queer market.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Used to always start the night in the Castro when I lived in San Francisco. The pours are HEAVY, vodka OJ is a 16oz pint glass and like 15oz of vodka. Oh and every bar did buy 1 get 1 free until like 11pm happy hour. Basically get a solid buzz for like $10.

4% is rookie numbers.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

vodka OJ is a 16oz pint glass and like 15oz of vodka.

well yeah, do you know how fucking expensive OJ is??

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

One of my friends, a bear, took me to get a real margarita ‐‐ I think on Valencia, so Castro district adjacent --when I was 25ish. I couldn't walk straight after one.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I couldn’t walk straight after one.

Phrasing.

For several reasons.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I said what I said.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

That area was so wild, especially around Folsom street fair times.

There was a drunk dude getting a blowjob on the windowsill of his second story apt above a bar across the street, one leg in the fucking house the other just on the bar's sign 🤣

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

It's like that energy drink the guys from the warehouse invested in in the office

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This box gives hello my fellow zoomers

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

OMG they're really trying to squeeze every penny out of us. Crazy. What company would do this? Like, specifically what's their website where they take orders??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

"Fill our hole"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I wouldn't even consider looking at what that product is after seeing it in my peripheral. Instant pass on that atrocious packaging.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

Thanks I hate it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

How much for just the box?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Clever. If you have to clean your ass, you grab a box that looks like this, and either you'll get clean or you'll forget you're dirty.

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