Read your bibles people: GOD IS THE VILLAIN
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Sounds like God wasn't capable enough to stay competitive in today's spiritual market.
Hail Santa!
Hol'upaminnitt. Lucy stops the panic attack and delivers the tasties, and they're still the baddie? Anon is one ungrateful gumby.
Hail Satan
Hail Satin!
Hail Satan!
Just rolling into the next panic attack, huh?
Plot twist: the calm was inside of you all along.
Hail satan
Praise Satan!
Christianity would have been so much cooler if the Gnostics won the cult war
Anon tells on themselves about their true beliefs.
Satan is actually the good one; God just talked a bunch of shit and lied about how cool he was and how bad Satan was to pick up ~~chicks~~ worshippers.
Technically, Satan is a creation of God. Otherwise christianism would be polytheistic. So even if you consider Satan as the good guy, God is still responsible for both good and evil.
In the story of the Tree of Knowledge, the serpent old the truth while god lied.
Between the two of them, only God kills in the bible, and boy he does it a LOT
Christianity is has almost always been so dangerously close to polytheism that it’s laughable it isn’t considered to be.
It’s just bureaucracy at this point, I guess it’s not polytheism if you lower everyone to “middle manager god”
Story of Job is basically
Satan: bet that guy wouldn't worship you anymore if you ruined his life
God: Totally would, watch me kill his whole family
They are both on team asshole
Satan welcomes all people, from all walks of life, with open arms. God is a bigot who only accepts certain people, if they’re “good enough”. It’s also my understanding that God killed over 2-million people, while satan only killed 10.
Tell me how God loves me unconditionally again?
If God only accepts certain people, then why did He die for everybody?
The belief in a hell or in a Limbo kind of prove that paradise is not for everyone. Depends which dogmas you grew up with, at this point.
About God being sacrificed to himself, it was mainly a way to stop an old tradition of sacrificing goats every year in order to atone for sins. Now people can just say that the Christ already died for that, so they don't have to act like barbarians and kill poor animals. Which is great, to be fair.
The offer is for everyone, people choose whether or not to take Him up on it
Christ alive this is a loaded ask.
The New Testament was a new promise that was to change god from his old vengeful ways to his new ways.
We don’t do X anymore. We’re now gonna do Y.
Now, why did “he” die for everybody? He didn’t. Jesus was crucified, theoretically (as there is no actual proof of the event, just people talking about it later and that being deemed “good enough”), for treason.
The story is “this time god sacrificed his child for you” as a “ok we’re even now let’s stop and now I’m a good guy” PR campaign.
None of it is real and the points are made up.
And also God apparently has so much power he could fix everything in this world with little effort. But no, he specifically creates it. God created all there is, including all the bad stuff. Murderers? Rapists? Slave owners? ...? Yep. But, "Do not question God's intentions. He works in mysterious ways."
God had a pretty impressive kill count
Satan's was what? A dozen at most?
Pretty sure divinity isn't a killstreak.
Satan has death metal and titties. What's not to like?