this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I actually had an order number of 666 before. The lady was calling out order numbers and when she got to mine she just announce the contents, we shared a look and had a chuckle. It was a mildly amusing event

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Ticket was actually upside down. Anon was all good, it was 999

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

The only reason Jaweh is seen as the good guy is because they are better at marketing

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

Highest resolution 4chan post I've ever seen

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lucy was the angel who stood up to their bloodthirsty megalomaniacal father and got kicked out for it. Why would I want to hang out with the judgmental prick instead of the guy who just wants everyone to eat drink and be merry?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

bloodthirsty megalomaniacal father

Imagine Yahweh the war god is your Dad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

And you just wanna be an artist.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

i hope we get a sinner version of heaven i dont think i deserve to be in the same place as murderers and rapists

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

God is not good. God is in fact very bad, if we assume they exist.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Hail Saitan

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Oye cómo va

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