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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Mend BUTT CRACK!!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

The TT!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Y O J I M B O

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

What a twist!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What if I don't have them? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Testicles will be mailed to you in 5 to 10 business days

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ovarian torsion.

Sorry, complain to the council.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (4 children)

What if I don't have those either?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Then you will get your preferred choice added to your body so that they can be twisted.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Orifice Shuffle!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Then a portion for torsion will be cast upon thee unless you choose a suitable replacement.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

OCULAR TORSION

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

"Twist-o Eyeball-o!"