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Ovarian torsion.
Sorry, complain to the council.
What if I don't have those either?
Then you will get your preferred choice added to your body so that they can be twisted.
Orifice Shuffle!
Then a portion for torsion will be cast upon thee unless you choose a suitable replacement.
OCULAR TORSION
"Twist-o Eyeball-o!"