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Need to make a primal scream without gathering footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid!

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

I realize that these are going to have been utter fucking idiots to start with, but

no air channeling, no structures heatsinks, wide-open roof that could cause further air movement, mismatched fan sizes, extremely insufficient extractors

-15/10, would watch it burn again

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

AHAHAHAHAAH they had fucking piddly little fans blowing. I hope that made the fire worse.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I just passed a bus stop ad (in Germany) of Perplexity AI that said you can ask it about the chances of Germany winning Euro2024.

So I guess it's now a literal oracle or something?? What happened to the good-old "dog picking a food bowl" method of deciding championships.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

I asked my phone charger about the chances of the same

didn't get an answer I could bet with, tho :<

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

I guess that means AI is now on the same level as an octopus.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

How do you deal with ADHD overload? Everyone knows that one: you PILE MORE SHIT ON TOP

https://pivot-to-ai.com - new site from Amy Castor and me, coming soon!

there's nothing there yet, but we're thinking just short posts about funny dumb AI bullshit. Web 3 Is Going Great, but it's AI.

i assure you that we will absolutely pillage techtakes, but will have to write it in non-jargonised form for ordinary civilian sneers

BIG QUESTION: what's a good WordPress theme? For a W3iGG style site with short posts and maybe occasional longer ones

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

How do you deal with ADHD overload? Everyone knows that one: you PILE MORE SHIT ON TOP

how dare you simulate my behavior to this degree of accuracy

but seriously I’m excited as fuck for this! I’ve been hoping you and Amy would take this on forever, and it’s finally happening!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

how dare you simulate my behavior to this degree of accuracy

@AcausalRobotGod frantically taking notes

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

molly is delighted that people might stop telling her to

arguably we shoulda done it last year, but better late than never

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn’t even call y’all late; public opinion towards AI is just starting to turn from optimism to mockery, so this feels like the perfect opportunity to normalize sneering in a way that’s easier for folks without context to consume than SneerClub or TechTakes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

when I write the blockchain stuff, it's like, here's one paragraph of the actual thing going on, and here's another thousand words to make it comprehensible

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

So much yak shaving involved with blockchain.

Or any of this for that matter, I imagine you have already once answered the question of 'how are you involved with twitter being bought by Musk', 'well in 1995, Scientology ...'

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Really appreciate you and Amy! o7

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

People are so, so, so bad at telling what's a bot and what's real. I know social media is swarming with bots, but if you're interacting with somebody who's saying anything more complicated than "P o o s i e I n B i o" it's probably not a bot. A similar thing happens in online games, too, and it's usually the excuse people use before harassing someone else

But damn the lengths people will go to to avoid admitting they were wrong. This comment chain just keeps going on with somebody who's convinced {origin="RU"}{faith="bad"}{election_manipulation="very yes"} must be real because something something microservices: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1dlg8ni/russian_bot_falls_prey_to_a_prompt_iniection/l9pbmrw/ It reads like something straight off /r/programming or the orange site

Then it comes full circle with people making joke responses on Twitter imitating the first post, and then other people taking those joke responses as proof that the first one must be real: https://old.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1dimlyl/twitter_is_already_a_gpt_hellscape/l9691c8/

This account kind of kicked up some drama too, basically for the same reason (answering an LLM prompt), but it's about mushroom ID instead: https://www.reddit.com/user/SeriousPerson9 I've seen people like this who use voice-to-text and run their train of thought through ChatGPT or something, like one person notorious on /r/gamedev. But people always assume it's some advanced autonomous bot with stochastic post delays that mimic a human's active hours when like, it's usually just somebody copy/pasting prompts and responses.

Sorry if you contract any diseases from those links or comment chains

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

well count me as bamboozled then. stupider, pre-gpt version of this consists of robocalls that are really operated by people, but they don't speak, they just choose one of several canned responses. why don't they speak? because most of them are illegal immigrants and it would be obvious by accent

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I thought this one looked very very made up and far too on the nose. I think it's fine to label human-run spam/troll accounts as bots though.

Somewhat related I stumbled upon robots flirting with eachother the other day.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

let's just log off and leave internet to robots. it's what what Zizek would have wanted (nsfw)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It's like young-earth creationists who believe that dinosaur bones were installed as-is at the beginning of time time in order to test us, so their existence proves nothing about geology or evolution.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

the first post (and some bits) was featured earlier in the stubsack, if you want to check some other parts

but holy hell that reddit thread

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

just remembering this perfect video about ironic-not-ironic fascism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiLVAz-Jczg

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Perplexity pulling a semi ouroboros. For effect, y’see? It’s not a completely consistent feature of the design or anything. That’s just crazy talk.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not sure where I got the link to this video from, could very well be from this place, but look 'Gamers' made an NFT game without blockchain and cryptocurrencies! And it will potentially lead to other Gamers being scammed! Innovation!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

akshually, the tokens are perfectly fungible, my stickernana is totally indistinguishable from the million other stickernanas out there. Not that it matters for the purpose of useless speculative trades.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Shit you are right, I should have said an NFT game without the NFTs. I stand corrected! Also would have been funnier.

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