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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Music: pretentious hermit writes metal that's "too grandiose and complex to perform live" (it ends up getting performed live and sells out the venue five times in a single weekend) (Ayreon)

Game: WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THESE FLYING EYES‽‽‽ (Terraria)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Animal genocide in the name of fashion

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farm boy gets pointy ears to make a mess and then just leaves

colonial iceman sacrifices ally, wages war and talks with himself

telepaths vs sociopaths

arranged marriage runaway gets stuck in infernal bureaucracy

holy thief gets cucked by holy mariner with holy architect

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Eragon, The Expanse, Sense8, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Percy Jackson

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

Gay people argue in front of a judge, and your ghost mentor makes your friend's boobs grow bigger while giving you advice.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Extremely strong man destroys and builds stuff

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Travel the galaxy, pick your favorite prime color.

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Cartoon addiction combines with superpower to stop war

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Space Mom and Space Dad are fighting again and the kids are getting sick of their shit.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

a sociopathic mammal gets elected as the president of the united states, and through the power of friendship defeats a rainbow cult on the moon by violently murdering its leader.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Okay I have to know wtf you're talking about

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (4 children)

it's a brief summary of the second half of Sam & Max: Save The World.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I would've never gotten that. Ty.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

telltale's sam and max games are great it's shame they are overshadowed by the rest of telltale's library.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

dammit I should have got that

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i didn't even mention he got elected by winning an snap election after murdering the president himself against the reanimated statue of Abraham Lincoln, and the head of this statue later in the franchise impregnates one of the main characters of the series and leads a coordinated strike of huge robots against an eldritch horror, designed as a distraction for the A team containing but not limited to his pregnant wife, a huge cockroach and the monster's best friend to stop the monster.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I'm almost certain I've never even heard of this.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Game: bodily fluid kills monsters

Book: black juice shows you horrors

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Binding of Isaac, don't know book

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a bunch of dumbass scientists shove a cool crystal into a big device that somehow leads to several alien invasions.

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why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

They're waiting for you, Gordon. In the test chamberrrr.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

captain underpants or the avengers

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Guy/Gal join group of white haired secret organization to fight against various divinities and ghost of a long lost past. Ends up saving the universe from nihilistic bird in the process.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (3 children)

thousands of really annoying people suddenly descend upon a small town and absolutely terrorize it in a never-ending festival of 24/7 raves and street racing, causing countless car wrecks and massive property damage to the locals

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That almost sounds like real life Donegal Rally weekend!

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