Music: pretentious hermit writes metal that's "too grandiose and complex to perform live" (it ends up getting performed live and sells out the venue five times in a single weekend) (Ayreon)
Game: WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THESE FLYING EYES‽‽‽ (Terraria)
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Music: pretentious hermit writes metal that's "too grandiose and complex to perform live" (it ends up getting performed live and sells out the venue five times in a single weekend) (Ayreon)
Game: WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THESE FLYING EYES‽‽‽ (Terraria)
farm boy gets pointy ears to make a mess and then just leaves
colonial iceman sacrifices ally, wages war and talks with himself
telepaths vs sociopaths
arranged marriage runaway gets stuck in infernal bureaucracy
holy thief gets cucked by holy mariner with holy architect
What are these?
Eragon, The Expanse, Sense8, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Percy Jackson
Gay people argue in front of a judge, and your ghost mentor makes your friend's boobs grow bigger while giving you advice.
Extremely strong man destroys and builds stuff
Minecraft
Watchmen?
Wreak it Ralph?
No
Cartoon addiction combines with superpower to stop war
Space Mom and Space Dad are fighting again and the kids are getting sick of their shit.
a sociopathic mammal gets elected as the president of the united states, and through the power of friendship defeats a rainbow cult on the moon by violently murdering its leader.
Okay I have to know wtf you're talking about
it's a brief summary of the second half of Sam & Max: Save The World.
I would've never gotten that. Ty.
telltale's sam and max games are great it's shame they are overshadowed by the rest of telltale's library.
dammit I should have got that
Seconded
i didn't even mention he got elected by winning an snap election after murdering the president himself against the reanimated statue of Abraham Lincoln, and the head of this statue later in the franchise impregnates one of the main characters of the series and leads a coordinated strike of huge robots against an eldritch horror, designed as a distraction for the A team containing but not limited to his pregnant wife, a huge cockroach and the monster's best friend to stop the monster.
I'm almost certain I've never even heard of this.
Game: bodily fluid kills monsters
Book: black juice shows you horrors
a bunch of dumbass scientists shove a cool crystal into a big device that somehow leads to several alien invasions.
captain underpants or the avengers
Guy/Gal join group of white haired secret organization to fight against various divinities and ghost of a long lost past. Ends up saving the universe from nihilistic bird in the process.
thousands of really annoying people suddenly descend upon a small town and absolutely terrorize it in a never-ending festival of 24/7 raves and street racing, causing countless car wrecks and massive property damage to the locals
That almost sounds like real life Donegal Rally weekend!