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You control the children you created (the sims) (i.imgur.com)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

you play as a weird 'slanky' thing (quoth markiplier), get eaten by a lizard, and lore back into existence
technically you can NOT be eaten by a lizard, but no one's ever done that

franchiserain world

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

guy hates free beer
(okay, for all 'it's, this is really stretching it)

the franchisefree software

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

here's an easy one: anthropomorphic eulipotyphlan runs around beating the crap out of a roughly spherical human

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I can't guess this one. What is it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

i'll give you another hint: a roughly spherical human and his army of robots

if you need one more hint, google what animals are in the eulipotyphlan family

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Everyone is dead

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What do you mean Japan was never Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire?

Explore space, meet new people, kill them and eat them when they shoot your dog.

Read books, feed the door, dream the riddles answer, become one that will never die.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The only thing that's coming to mind is Warhammer but I'm pretty sure that's wrong

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's three things! 1. Europa Universalis 4, 2. Stellaris, and 3. Is Cultist Simulator

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

...like...like the whole country of japan? was the emperor?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I was Japan and yes I managed to join the HRE and become Emperor, while also being Emperor of China

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

The fantabulous adventures of a secondary character that is bigger than life and death

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Game developer removes the logout button & makes his hardware literally kill people and calls both a feature

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

sword art online?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Bisexual Hamster Wheel

Bisexual Hamster Wheel II

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're driving along and then you're struck by lightning and shrink.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

"Your gods are false. Here are some guns."

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