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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Use Cryptomator. You can then use any cloud storage provider knowing they can't read your files.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (9 children)

Or just don't use cloud storage bruh

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 4 months ago (5 children)

If you save it on your computer instead of on their servers, how could they possibly be expected to analyze your data? Come on now, be reasonable!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah some people are too inconsiderate of shareholders.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

That's why they created recent controversy with ai analysing your whole data, another reason to switch to Linux

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

God now its not only word "windows" summoning the linux bros but the words "AI" as well?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Tbf that analyzing was happening on-device... But yeah

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

exactly! do people expect windows to scan every local file too??!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (5 children)

you can completely disable all the bullshit in windows including recall, copilot, onedrive and many more things with O&O shutup10++ and also DoNotSpy11

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Good luck troubleshooting problems when an update of Windows breaks something.

Just switch to Linux and call it a day.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Sounds much harder than switching to Linux.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Insert “use Linux” joke. But I’m absolutely serious when I say that using my company’s M365 stuff using the web versions in Firefox on Linux is pretty pleasant.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, in my experience Microsoft 365 on Firefox (Linux) works horrendously.

I'm a Firefox user, but when I need to work on OneDrive or Outlook Web I open Chrome because it works way better. And that's a shame.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Goddang it, Bobby. OneDrive's a bastard drive!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

“Yeah but what if someone wants to store their files in Onedrive?”

“Well, Bobby. We ask them politely but firmly to leave.”

[–] [email protected] -4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I want to save to onedrive. So I can create it from my desktop, modify it from my laptop next week when I'm out of town, and send a link to it to the printer shop that's gonna print me some copies. Why are you like this?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Hey, no one is trying to stop you from doing that. I'm sure it is very convenient for you.

My point of view though is that automatically uploading my personal files to some corporation computer on the other side of the world should not be the default when I try to save something. Maybe sometimes I'll want to use that feature, but there are a variety of reasons why I don't want it most of the time. And I definitely don't like having to jump through hoops just to avoid it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

We used to do this with thumb drives. You can get a 128G usb3 thumb drive these days for like 20 bucks in the checkout line of most electronics stores. Cool things about a thumb* drive is I don't need to pay a subscription fee for it, it doesn't need an Internet connection, and it isn't liable to be rifled through by Microsoft unless Bill Gates comes to your house and steals it from you.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Stage 2:

Documents folder? You want to rule my whole computer, dictate some nonsensical folder structure and then you act like, out of the goodness of your heart, I can have this little set of folders, deep in your weird structure, to store my stuff? And you're even telling me how to sort it? On my own hard drive connected to my own computer?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (3 children)

And then at some point, games started saving inside documents. Ok, it makes sense to have game save files in a user area instead of a subfolder in the game install area, but they aren't documents. Just make a new game saves folder or something like that, don't just stick all my game save files in the same area, cluttering up my own organization.

Though I did solve it kinda by just making a new documents subfolder in my documents where I put my actual documents.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

While we are at it I'd like to see music be called audio.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"%userprofile%\Saved Games" exists, but most games that i've seen don't use it by default, or even can't use it due to its own shortcomings.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I unironically do this. There was one update that wiped one guy's Documents/Downloads/Images/Videos. So I made my own and store my things there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

What OS doesn't do that, even linux has xdg dirs

[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago (1 children)

📎 It seems you want to save your file locally. Too bad...

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I once helped a person with their computer. They complained the they cant save the their photos. Well, their onedrive was filled to brim with crap, while the local 1Tb disk was empty because they had zero idea how storage and folders work. I had to explain her there is literally 1000x more fast disk space available, so please dont save into onedrive.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's not really her fault. Microsoft pushes people to use their onedrive and pay for a subscription even when people have no clue what it is or what it does. Microsoft is just insanely anti-consumer.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This and many others are reasons a switch to Linux has been so joyful. No more Windows trying to guilt me, nag me, push me, trick me, abuse me to use shit the way they want. It's so much more....quiet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

With Linux I have ownership over my computer and control of the software. I couldn't use anything else.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

For me, it just works, it does what I want it to, and it's not selling my info. A year and half now after leaving windows and I love it. Peaceful

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I dont blame her tbh. I have onedrive completely disabled on my personal pc, but on my work laptop Windows defaults everything to onedrive and names the onedrive folders identically to your local ones.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Naming different things identically is a thing Microsoft loves to do. I still keep opening Teams or Teams instead of Teams. And I think there are at least three things on my PC called Copilot, and they haven't even released Copilot yet.

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