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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

Some names would also throw me for a loop. When I first heard how they said "Hermione", I was quite flabbergasted.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Fuck, it's me

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I did this, and grew up in a ESL English only house,I pronounce so many words wrong with a perfect American accent.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Bunch of y'all didn't watch TV with the captions on or movies with subtitles.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

None of my books even had an audio track?

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (3 children)

laughs in a language that makes sense phonetically

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

English speakers laugh at you too.

Don't kill me, it's a joke.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Laffs.

Langwij.

Maeks

Senz.

Fonetikly.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Ai jenyuinely wish inglish woz laik thiz

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Hooked on fanəks wurked four me.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Laughing phonetically

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm pathetic at both pronunciation and spelling. I just know when I hear it lol.

Auto complete isn't helping either with the situation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

That's how i was until i took a French class. Before that, I was trying to fit everything into a single set of rules with a multitude of exceptions. But really there are multiple sets of rules. Learning another set of rules for a language that had such a huge impact on what English is today really helped (although, there are still plenty of exceptions to keep in mind lol)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Unless, of course, they read books that exist just to tell you how to pronounce words. I remember seeing a gigantic book on display at a Borders years ago that was nothing but odd (and often very large medical term) words and how to pronounce them.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Truth...hah! I still have words I have to look up on the sly on the internet and click one of those definition services that will pronounce the word for you so I don't sound completely wrong.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I pronounced epitome epi-tome for the longest time. Now as I read, I pop onto Google when I encounter something I'm unfamiliar with. And I'm 36, my job has me fairly familiar with the English language, but I swear some writers discover a word and they're like "can't wait to use this two or three times in the next couple chapters."

It's that and character/place names, but character names are dangerous lookups, spoiled a plot in WoT looking up how to pronounce Moraine. And the worst part is her name's pretty obvious, but I fucking looked it up anyway. I thought Hermione was obvious as a kid, but that's probably because I transposed the I and O, now that I think about it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I was teasing my significant other about her epi-tome but then she caught me with indictment so we're back on equal footing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Wait that's how in-died-ment is spelled?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Im bad at pronouncing words and i know a lot of them

I also dont and never did enjoy reading books

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

What kind of games do you play?

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