So you're broke, a joke, and constantly sexually assaulted by your smoking hot, but financially irresponsible wife?
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.
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Man, I am so glad I didn't turn into that - my extended family actually like having me around.
Brb, grabbing some toaster leavins.
I’ve chosen DS9-era Chief Miles O’Brien as my model for my 40s, personally.
I’m 42 and have avoided being cloned, time travel anomalies, and being virtually imprisoned pretty successfully so far.
How do you know you have avoided those things? Maybe you're a clone stuck in a virtual prison after being transported through time and don't know it.
Maybe I am the duplicate!?!?
Hand down the front of your pants?
Feels right
I read this as A.I. Bundy
Al Bundy is my hero, and boy do I had/have a crush on Kelly, incredible
Here's something that might blow your mind - watch a few episodes, then listen to Barracuda by Heart.
It's not her :o
Then watch Futurama. It is her!
Are you saying Peggy sounds like Nancy Wilson?
If Nancy Wilson was the singer, yes. I was listening to the song recently and thought that Katey Sagal was singing it, especially when they sing the 'Ooh, barracuda' part.
she does sing though.
Al Bundy was a shoe salesman, but owned a home, car, and supported his family on a single income.
ol peg leg was a fuckin smoke show too dude. Big Al had the blueprint, just tune in and watch him work
Look at what they stole from us!
Shoot me $12
How's your relationship with your hippie son-in-law?
Not great, he's kind of a Meathead.