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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

So you're broke, a joke, and constantly sexually assaulted by your smoking hot, but financially irresponsible wife?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Man, I am so glad I didn't turn into that - my extended family actually like having me around.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Brb, grabbing some toaster leavins.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’ve chosen DS9-era Chief Miles O’Brien as my model for my 40s, personally.

I’m 42 and have avoided being cloned, time travel anomalies, and being virtually imprisoned pretty successfully so far.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

How do you know you have avoided those things? Maybe you're a clone stuck in a virtual prison after being transported through time and don't know it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Maybe I am the duplicate!?!?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hand down the front of your pants?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Feels right

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

I read this as A.I. Bundy

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Al Bundy is my hero, and boy do I had/have a crush on Kelly, incredible

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Here's something that might blow your mind - watch a few episodes, then listen to Barracuda by Heart.

It's not her :o

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Then watch Futurama. It is her!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are you saying Peggy sounds like Nancy Wilson?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

If Nancy Wilson was the singer, yes. I was listening to the song recently and thought that Katey Sagal was singing it, especially when they sing the 'Ooh, barracuda' part.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

she does sing though.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Al Bundy was a shoe salesman, but owned a home, car, and supported his family on a single income.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago

ol peg leg was a fuckin smoke show too dude. Big Al had the blueprint, just tune in and watch him work

[–] [email protected] 67 points 5 months ago

Look at what they stole from us!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Shoot me $12

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How's your relationship with your hippie son-in-law?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

Not great, he's kind of a Meathead.