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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Like ... what did that horse do to Elon ?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Ever hear of Mr. Hands?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All the best men have to pay for sex

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He’s just looking for a stable relationship.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

This isn't even a horse joke- he wants brood mares. That's why he has 11 children. He's 100% in on the whole "Great Replacement" lie.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/3/25/24111405/elon-musk-great-replacement-conspiracy-immigration-don-lemon

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think he has some kind of "positive eugenics" bullshit and it aligns with his narcissism where he thinks he and his genes are special. If he believed in "great replacement" and acted on it earnestly he'd give his workers time to leave work and have kids.

Its clear like he saw "humans on mars" as catnip for futurists who will give him money he sees "great replacement" as catnip for racists who will protect his money pile from taxes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

he thinks he and his genes are special.

Oh no question. He thinks that the reason he's fallen upwards from Daddy's emerald mine to Theil's crush to king of the hill is because he is superior and not because he's super lucky.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Pocket change.

as of June 2024, Forbes estimates his net worth to be US$210 billion.

Link.

Highest median house price by state in the US is $787,000. That's the highest in the nicest place. Link.

A total of.....

Brace yourself......

Approximately one 250,000th of his wealth. (actual is higher)

Edit: I apologise in advance for any maths fuck ups. It's Friday evening where I am. You're hearin' me.

Edit 2: Read on for some shenanigans

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I love it. Don't ever stop this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

But the post says "horse" not "house". You know, like the neigh-type of thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Are you talking about neigh-bors? Because houses have those!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

🐴🤦‍♂️

I will leave my post as an acknowledgment of my wine based mistakes.

On the other hand though... It just makes things worse by, like, several orders of magnitude.

Edit; What's worse is that I read the whole horse article before, set in my mind what a cunt he was for offering something he had an excess of (other than money, obviously), then promptly got outraged that he only offered a house.

Kids, alcohol is a powerful drug.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I feel like a horse is more of a gift you give to people you hate. Now they're stuck with a horse and they need to find a place to stable it and pay through the nose in maintenance.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

You could spend 3/4 million on a horse, depending

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, it's implied that a house is part of the deal, since where else is the horse going to live? A flight attendant won't have a horse house just sitting around.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Nah she can just bring it with her to work, and tuck it away in the back.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

We've already established that. Now we're just haggling about the price.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This was news like 2 years ago

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

i think it is older than that now isn't it? I happened in 2016, i thought it came to the news in like 2019 or 2020... then again, life is like a blur to me, so...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

A ride for a ride.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to be so happy to see his death caused by a likely drug overdose. Not because I take joy in his death, but we'll finally be rid of having to hear about his stupidity and drama every day.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Not because I take joy in his death

Uh, yeah me neither...

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