this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Oh sure, when baby Yoda walks around with half a frog hanging out of his mouth, it's "cute" and "hilarious". But when I do it, I'm "scaring the children", and I need to "get out of the kiddie pool".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

if it weren't socially unacceptable then everyone would just be doing it, that's why they had to make it socially unacceptable and provide us with a more profitable alternative, in fact, if you've been so conditioned by society that you truly didn't want the frog eggs, your body would have a way of shutting that sort of thing down, we all love boba, don't we, guys?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

(Not the eggs, tadpoles are the giant cum that swim around, the larval state in between egg and frog. Though tbf, the OP should've said eggs.)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

That's what I had in mind while reading the post.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

I'm sick of the shit after like half the tea is gone. Those tadpoles make me gag, then.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.