Kill it with fire 🔥
this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2024
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There is no way someone made this other than to troll.
Fucking hell, I thought those were mussels in between the olives and I had to check it online. It's not. They're oysters ! This is no mere crime, this is an aggravated assault. Post of the year.
I like my oysters raw and alive with a bit of lemon, thank you very much. Now that I say it, it doesn't sound any more appetizing though.
Wtf even is that
It's an aspic, which is like the savoury version of fruit and Jello. Even people who liked them would probably agree that the kiwi and oyster? do not belong. The rest is entirely believable as an aspic that people would have made and eaten in the US around the 1950s to 1970s. I've never tried one myself, but I think I'd prefer to keep it that way.
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Gelatinous cube, 6AC, 8d10+40 hp, high str and con
It's the meaner cousin, the Gelatinous Torus!
Green pimento olives and kiwi together??? 🤢
At first I thought this was some sort of fruit salad jello, but it isn’t. It’s just… everything.
Ham? Carrots or maybe cheddar? I assume the whipped shit is egg? Maybe fish on top or something, and then peas, olives, and kiwi..? Just why..?
That's an aspic, jello but for meat flavors!
Looks like an aspic to me. Ham, olives, and vegetables along with some fruit. Kiwi is an interesting choice , because the fruit has a protein-eating enzyme that affects the way gelatin solidifies. Usually they contain prunes or raisins.
I thought potatoes for the whipped part. But I have no clue.
I hope those are sunflower seeds and not fish.
The fish goes with the mayo icing
I thought it looked more like spray cheese, but mayo would be equally upsetting
What are the grey things that look like uncooked prawns on the top layer?
I don't think I even want to know...
It looks like deli sliced turkey to me, which fits with the ham cubes at the bottom and kiwi in the middle.
Oysters maybe?
I did think that - and then wished I hadn't.
I was thinking pickled herring
Oh God
It's a masterpiece of the 70s.
Someone spent a lot of time on that.
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