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What America really needs (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Tbh, building a mountain and tearing it down again would be about as useful as half of existing jobs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Test

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Your comment worked and is visible, if you were wondering.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Thanks, yeah i was seeing if it would even post

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I like this idea. However, I have one small issue: this river appears to go directly through my house...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

now I know more or less exactly where you live!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Why don't you just sell your house and move?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Just put some fresh sealant on your windows. Should hold.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Isn't that a good thing? Free river!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Assuming the river would be identical in depth and breadth to the Panama canal, if every man, woman, and child in the US picked up a shovel they would need to move 305 cubic feet of dirt each. So if we all just moved 1 cubic foot of dirt per day, we could pull this off in a year.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

That’s how the Soviet gulags built canals and railroads btw. Lots of deaths

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey, you're a numbers guy right? What's to say we take all that extra dirt and make an island? Asking for a friend

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hawa-II, this needs to happen. Opening date is June 13, 2025.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Let's fucking goooo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All you need is time and a LOT of shovels........

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Nope. Just MS paint and one brush.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Mostly for social reasons. We definitely have the technology and resources.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

we need efficiency IV tho

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
  1. Creeper farm for gunpowder
  2. Dig a bunch if sand
  3. Craft TNT
  4. Place two blocks of TNT spaced out by 5 blocks
  5. Light first TNT with the flint thingy
  6. Run along side it for the experience
  7. Bring buckets and cobblestone for inevitable underground lakes of water and lava 8 .Collect all the cool things you uncovered
  8. Ask gf/bf to come look at your accomplishment (optional)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Diamond should be enough, making that many beds to mine netherite seems excessive especially since the update

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