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[–] [email protected] 142 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I remember there was a virus that had a tiny cat on the screen and it would chase your mouse cursor. Once it catches your mouse cursor, the computer would crash. It was freaking awesome.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (11 children)

That's based on a harmless Unix game that you can install forks of which on modern day Linux as well, by the way

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

i have a vencord extension that does that

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 4 months ago (4 children)

man i miss these days.

These days not only would it open your CD drive, it would open your tax documents, your crypto wallet, your account cookies, probably even your banking information.

The modern internet fucking sucks dude.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Put the rose tinted glasses to one side. We still had harmful viruses back in the day, difference is these days you are storing more private information "online" so the effect of compromise is larger.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

Back then, there were still lots of "wipers" that deleted files and/or destroyed the OS. Now it's all spyware and ransomware.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh don't worry, malicious .exe files were all over the forums back then.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure this has been around since the mid 90s

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Classics are timeless by definition. You witness the adolescence of culture.

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