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Another mild day in marvellous Melbourne.๐Ÿ™‚

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Moonee Valley Coaches are selling route 503 and 506 to Dysons.

Owner is planning on doing something bus gunzel related on their last date of operations.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

No stress, no responsibilities. Just sleep, eat, zoom and meow.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (4 children)

And lick own genitals. The best part.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Obligatory "that'll buff out".

Hope everyone's OK - not due to an accident at least so they should have made it out fine.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Watching so many back pain videos

I am learning why some exercises and postures don't work and why memory foam is evil. It's Boobs and womanly hips.

TIL astronauts have fucked backs

I learned stretching releases endorphins, even stretching exercises that are bad for you!!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Now what would be the busiest road in Victoria, that is ran by a Local Government?

I'm thinking its Rosamond Road near Highpoint.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bell St Coburg coming off the Tulla

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bell Street is under Vicroads, not council.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh. What about Pascoe Vale Rd?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Ah. I was about to suggest Hoddle St, but I see it is also declared.

Ooh - almost all of the CBD is undeclared. I nominate Elizabeth St.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Second mix up with clients and time this week - currently waiting for a client who thought I was coming at two instead of 12:30, so I'm sitting waiting until she gets home - hopefully in about 20 minutes.
At least it's warm and sunny.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

I porbably shouldn't be this drunk on a Thursday midday but here we are. 78 degrees gin, ehh, not that great, wouldn't get it again.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

so last night I had to replace the washers in the shower. Finally gave up the ghost and would not stop pissing water.

Of course the tap head would not come off spindle A. I tried, hubs tried, then I cracked the shits and stopped negotiating. Bloody thing sheared off. So now off to bunnings we go because now we also need new spindles and tap heads.

new spindles yaay go to put the flange on and....the feckin' breech is too far into the wall for there to be enough spindle screw to screw the flange onto. Another bolt up to bunnings at 8:30 to get a spindle extender (out of stock you motherfuckers you said they were in stock) or at least maybe a hammer arrestor that could bump it up (none in the correct size) fuckit, lets get some spring loaded flanges so we can turn the feckin' water back on (and His Lordship can morning shower).

checked for leaks, small leak, taped and redone, checked for leaks, checked for leaks, checked for leaks checked for leaks all good no leaks, checked for leaks used taps obsessively, checked for leaks and now I have a new fixation of paranoia with water behind the wall mother fucker.

arghhghghhg

presses ear to wall and listens for phantom drips I heard all things in the heaven and in the earth. I heard many things in hell. How, then, am I mad? Hearken! and observe how healthily -- how calmly I can tell you the whole story!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Ah, phantom drip paranoia, I know it well. Even after our leaking roof was fixed, every time it rained I would โ€˜hearโ€™ drips coming in and go searching for the location. It wore off over time, fortunately

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Some sad news about Guide Pup.

A vet check up today reveals an overbite that isnโ€™t correcting itself. Heโ€™s a basically healthy puppy and will make a wonderful dog for someoneโ€ฆbut he canโ€™t continue guide dog training. We have to give him back to them so he can be discharged.

Iโ€™m weirdly sad for him.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Iโ€™m weirdly sad for him.

Dont be. Like you said, hes gonna make a wonderful dog for someone. Basically he's gonna be living his best life just without having to do any work. Sounds like we should all be so lucky!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Guide pup has a genetic trait that limits his lifestyle.

Iโ€™m weirdly sad for him.

Sounds on point for what you've shared of your own life.

ps, thanks for your sharing btw.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

So Lent is coming up next week. Basically people from around the world particularly Catholics fast or semi fast for 40 days up to Good Friday. Some people can't do this so they give up something else. They may just ease up on indulgences.

Now I'm not religious but I do use Lent as a gateway to reassess my diet. Usually I give up sugar and this year I'll be doing the same. No desserts. No sugary drinks. My body loves it the older I get. It's a personal challenge.

So if you would like to join me in giving something up or perhaps include something like a 5km run every day then it starts next Wednesday 14th of February. A day after Shrove Tuesday (pancake Tuesday).

And remember if you fall off the wagon, it's OK, you jump back on the next day.

Edit: it's actually 47 days upto Easter Sunday but I only go upto Good Friday because I spend that day with family eating hot cross buns.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You've convinced me. I'll give up running 5k every day for lent.

Also I want to note that as I was reading the words "Usually I give up sugar and this year Iโ€™ll be doing the same." I was biting into a cinnamon donut from the bakery next to Buddy's (I got a sausage roll for lunch).

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Mine was a lemon tart. Was delicious ๐Ÿ˜‹

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Haha. I gave up running along time ago.

I think about those sausage rolls daily. They have made me some what human on many a Saturday arvos. You gotta try the pies next.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I had their steak and curry pie yesterday! It was very good.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Cool! ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Did a personal best walk/run last night (just over 5km) and followed up with a 4km walk/run this morning. My knees are totally shot, but tomorrow is a rest day, though I may walk to work since it's around 2km.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Got remote desktop working on the old laptop. Once I can figure out how to get network drives to work between Linux and Windows I'll have a neat little torrent setup

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Windows sharing to linux or linux sharing to windows?

Edit: also which version of windows 'cos smb had a supported version shift

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If they're using smb1 they should probably just unplug the device and place it neatly inside the nearest bin anyway. Customers clinging to smb1 was the bane of my existence back in my support role.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

After all the COVID lockdowns and injury when I finally did come back to exercise I just feel like a shadow of my former self and I've been trying to get back to where I was. It's frustrating.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Its not about the destination, its about the journey. If you could snap your fingers and suddenly bit fit AF sure you might do it, but you couldn't be proud of the results.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Same, I got into running then COVID hit and I did the lockdown and eat thing, putting on about 20kgs which somehow snuck up on me... I'm 6'5" so it's not as obvious unless I weigh myself. I've been running three times a week since September last year, had a few injuries and breaks, but keep managing to drag myself out of bed. The change this time has been running with the doggo, he's expecting it now, so he helps me up in the mornings when I don't wanna. Whether it's running, swimming, biking, weights, don't worry too much about weightloss, but more about heart health and overall body health. An entry level Garmin has great stats that help with this motivation, at least for me. Keep at it hey. It's worth it.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

HippoGod steak and Charlatan Chippies please

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, ordering fakeaway for breakfast is a whole new level of kitsch. Not even honest KFC.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

They were out of doughnuts ๐Ÿ™ƒ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

๐Ÿฆ›๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŸ

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Batteries and a carrot please

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

๐Ÿ”‹๐Ÿ”‹๐Ÿฅ•

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Tea and porridge with honey and cream please.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

โ˜•๏ธ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿฅฃ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›

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