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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Vibrators were invented after cocaine was illegal

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Technically, they never said it was at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You can get one of those things without a prescription now

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Unless you live in certain counties in the southern United States, where technically you need a prescription for a "marital aid." Adult stores have to label everything as "novelty use only." Really dumb.

Cocaine is also technically available as a prescription dental/oral/nasal anesthetic but I doubt there are any dentists and ENTs who want the headache and DEA spotlight on them when alternatives are available.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Land of the free, lmao

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

The south must be destroyed. Open the borders.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Murican puritans, lol.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure you can get both without a prescription.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You'll get publicly whipped for buying vibratory in many parts of the world.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Define many, you don't get to India or places where Islam is the leading religion.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Fuck cocaine, gimme ketamine and shrooms!

All joking aside, both are illegal where I live and carry the same sentence as horse and actual coke. ¯\(ツ)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

That sounds like a very odd mixed drink.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Horse is it's own thing. Usually slang for heroin unless there's something in his country (or mine even) I'm unaware of.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

and carry the same sentence as horse

Damn. Horses are illegal where you live?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

~~Ever heard of Mr. Hands?~~

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

I thought that involved ~~poppers~~ vcr cleaner

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I know a cat for your problems.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

I'd love to have a pet opossum. 🥰

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And that's how crazy cat ladies are formed.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, no I know cat who can sell you cocaine

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Know I know where he goes when I let him out. And where all my coke has gone!