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I'm an H⁺ denier, in that I refuse to consider loose protons to be real hydrogen, so I personally believe it stands for 'pretend'.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

It stands for "piled".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

It stands for peeps mcgoo

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

I assumed it was rho (ρ) of hydrogen since rho is used for density...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Isn't it Potential of Hydrogen?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Something like that. It's an incredibly weird term.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's what I was taught back in 6th Grade.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

For what it's worth, my job is as an analytical chemist, dealing with pH readings every single day, and I've always thought this was correct.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Are We Smarter Than A 5th Grader?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

The funny thing is that I intellectually knew that there were plenty of non-English speaking scientists, but that knowledge was never considered.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

They told me at school that ‘p’ meant ‘negative log’. So ‘pH’ means ‘the negative log of the concentration of Hydrogen ions in moles/litre’.

pH 1 is 1 x 10^-1^ (strong acid)

pH 7 is 1 x 10^-7^ (neutral)

pH 14 is 1 x 10^-14^ (alkaline)

(Chemistry was a long time ago, though)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're missing a 4 in the alkaline line

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Thank you (4 now added!)

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

The xkcd breaks it down for us, basically we don't know because the person who coined the term never specified what it was. It's either: puissance, potens, or potenz. Which means potency in French, ~~Dutch~~ Danish and German, the three languages the scientists published in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Thank you. I think the decades-old chemistry-class flashback distracted me from thoroughly absorbing the full post!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can the term potency also be used to refer to the exponent in English? Because that is what is meant by the terms in the other languages and I haven't come across that usage of the word potency in English

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I think that's accurate, the exponent is what it's referring to, but the pedantic types are worried about what the p literally means.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Dutch and Danish are not the same language. So yeah, the Danish scientist published in Danish, not Dutch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Oh shit, my bad lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I was taught it meant 'potential' but that was 6th Grade in the US, so I guess it was all a lie.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This one is easy. As we know from words like "photon" and "triumph", "pH" is actually pronounced "f".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I wanted to make that joke 😟

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Explainexplainxkcd.com when?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (3 children)

You need a 4 year degree to understand the wall of text in that explanation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Exponents and Logarithms can be first taught in Middle School in many places, but sometimes get revisited during Calculus in AP High School or at University level.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I really hope you're joking. It's written with high school level vocabulary at most.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (4 children)

It appears that an individual's heuristic analytical mechanism is engendering a subversion of their affective response system, resulting in epistemic determinations that lack substantiation from the linguistic parameters prevalent within the upper two quartiles of the demographic distribution.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Thank you, Mr. Data.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

We’ve become exceedingly efficient at it.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was about to say "not really," but then I remembered that I have a couple of those, so yeah, probably.