Try all work done period. C suite "I made this"
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Which is fine with me tbh because fuck sales. I'd never survive independently, because I'd tell the customer the truth. And the truth doesn't sell. I don't have the energy to lie about how everything is better than it actually is.
Except when a bug pops up somewhere. Ownership/Responsibility changes in sub-Planck-second time when assigning blame.
In our head nothing ever was wrong, bugs only came along when you came along! You should have been able to build it in days, what's so hard about this?
ah but they sometimes put a sticker on it or sth
no no no, this is the wrong way around
because sales and marketing sell it before it even exists
Sales: "Can we do this?
Dev: "No, we cannot."
Sales: "Uhhhh... But I already told the customer we could."
Dev: "That's called lying. You lied to the customer."
Sales: "...So you'll have it done next week?"
Dev: "I'm going to need at least three weeks."
Sales: "...But I already told the customer two weeks."
Dev: Sigh
truth. Why wait for a product at all? Just sell it now, then yell at your engineers for taking so damn long!
This is almost an anti-meme