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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Something like that happened to me yesterday. I reviewed one PR, then some Important Guy came in and said:

  • it is nice you reviewed my work, but we need to push this to production right now.
  • just fix these things, I described you how. Just copy/paste these snippets
  • these are cosmetics, I don't care
  • "cosmetics", huh? Your shit may just crash
  • gfy and push this to production right now
  • well, ok

Of course, lack of these "cosmetics" caused crash in production. It's my fault of course.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Nothing improves morale like the on-call having to unfuck production for the third time that hour because mUh VeLoCiTy decided code review and testing in CI was too slow.

Techbros are fucking cultists.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stop transfering people from sales to engineering!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But Elon's annoying!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Test it? Meh. Just ship it.