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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Does this make sense bc my neurodivergent brain, or bc science?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Gravity makes balls. If you had enough soup it'd conform to the shape of earth.

Noah's ark myth actually originated from stories about a giant prehistoric crouton.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fuck the shapes system! Use zip-locs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Are you Canadian?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I freeze my soup in ice cube trays then pop em out and wrap in Saran wrap

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit, what was casting like for Silence of the Lambs??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Like a liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And if you put it in a thermos?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Square bowl makes it easier to drink straight from the bowl without spilling.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

No it doesn't. Stop spreading misinformation :(

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

*efficient heathen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

op has never frozen soup in an icecream container. it saves room!!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Correct. Soup has a shape. It can't just morph into the shape whatever container it finds itself in. It's not a cat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Inb4 Google AI says cats are amorphous

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