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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

I often worry that the last thing we'll all read is Clippy on every screen in the world saying "It looks like your planet is running out of oxygen. Bet you'd like some help now, huh bitch!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Its the same picture.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I can't miss something I never knew

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Biblically-accurate paperclip

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I haven't seen the chlorine gas one yet.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Thank you very much!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't the bleach be rinsed out after the first cycle?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You wanna take that chance?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I'd probably run it twice to be safe but if I had a smell to get out of my washer yea, I'd make sure the room was ventilated and risk it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

That's real?

Lmao

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Yes, yes I do mate.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

from the creators of Microsoft Bob

[–] [email protected] 65 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Contrary to popular opinion, as a kid, I really liked clippy and other office assistants. Not to get office tips though, I liked to cycle through their fun animations.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Bonzai Buddy told you fun facts about purple animals.

You will never convince me that he's the bad guy.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

The dog was the best!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The robot was my favorite. I liked making him blow up and come back.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I liked the dog, having wanted a pet as a kid, I could sort of simulate that on the computer.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

A lot of kids did, people who needed ms office for their work generally had less patience for it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago
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