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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

LOL , start weaving little dolls too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Watch as I work my gypsy magic,

Eye of a newt and cinnamon,

Watch how matter turns to batter,

Open the portal, jump in.

https://youtu.be/682pneYoP0c

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

I used to make "dollies" out of them. I used to make them at work too out of all the plastic wraps I had to pull off new cutlery when we put those out. My old boss finds one and asks "what's this?!" I told him "its witchcraft" as I hated the little shit.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I used ND for about one minute. All the posts were full-tilt Fox News terror about teenagers walking down the street laughing or some equally trivial thing. It really makes me sad that this is the headspace people are in about their neighborhoods and communities; it's no wonder everyone's so bitter, angry, and lonely.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

My town is wholesome apparently. There is no drama on nextdoor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

teenagers walking down the street laughing.

I don't know about that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I got a week ban for being sarcastic, they said if I apologize and promise to be nice I could come back on. I said please make it permanent and never send me notifications.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"A car I never saw before parked at my neighbor's house. Should I call the cops?"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Some young hooligan was banging on my door and I was terrified for my life! I think they were on drugs!"

Meanwhile, the Girl Scout trying to sell cookies walks away sadly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I haven't seen a GS troop going door to door for years. They're smarter than that; they just post up outside the weed dispensaries now and prey on those affected by the dreaded munchies.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

People using Next Door have the most garbage takes about anything

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

4th of July, New Years and Fiesta, the fireworks freak outs are inevitable. Or my favorite is the bitching about a music venue that’s been there longer than they have.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you move in next to a music venue, you kinda know what you’re getting into. Can’t blame anyone but yourself

But when you’re home, you are within reason for wanting to control the confines of that space. I understand that people who are more extroverted than me will make more noise on weekends or special days, so I don’t care. But I also don’t blame people for wanting quiet spaces, the world is constantly loud and stimulating. Your home doesn’t have to be (if you like the quiet).

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

People move into houses in airport flight paths and then complain about fucking noise, from the international airport that has been operating longer than they've been alive. People are fucking stupid.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Some of my grass grows a little long, and there are vines that will grow literally 3 foot overnight.
When I use my trimmer, the grass and vines can twist like that around the string housing.
I think my neighbor is a witch, maybe u should give those to her?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I once saw a lady walking around town with a bag occasionally making symbols on the sidewalk with white powder. My main reaction was how cool it was to have witches active in the neighborhood.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

The people doing USA markings must have gotten a budget cut

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Doing God's work

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The century of cheap dogma and expensive schooling.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Ohhhhh, I like that one.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Twenty-first but we live in a Monty Python sketch.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nextdoor sounds like localized Facebook on PCP.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

With a very real chance to accidentally run into these people in real life !

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Blair Witch vibes

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