LOL , start weaving little dolls too
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Watch as I work my gypsy magic,
Eye of a newt and cinnamon,
Watch how matter turns to batter,
Open the portal, jump in.
I used to make "dollies" out of them. I used to make them at work too out of all the plastic wraps I had to pull off new cutlery when we put those out. My old boss finds one and asks "what's this?!" I told him "its witchcraft" as I hated the little shit.
I used ND for about one minute. All the posts were full-tilt Fox News terror about teenagers walking down the street laughing or some equally trivial thing. It really makes me sad that this is the headspace people are in about their neighborhoods and communities; it's no wonder everyone's so bitter, angry, and lonely.
My town is wholesome apparently. There is no drama on nextdoor.
I got a week ban for being sarcastic, they said if I apologize and promise to be nice I could come back on. I said please make it permanent and never send me notifications.
"A car I never saw before parked at my neighbor's house. Should I call the cops?"
"Some young hooligan was banging on my door and I was terrified for my life! I think they were on drugs!"
Meanwhile, the Girl Scout trying to sell cookies walks away sadly.
I haven't seen a GS troop going door to door for years. They're smarter than that; they just post up outside the weed dispensaries now and prey on those affected by the dreaded munchies.
People using Next Door have the most garbage takes about anything
4th of July, New Years and Fiesta, the fireworks freak outs are inevitable. Or my favorite is the bitching about a music venue that’s been there longer than they have.
If you move in next to a music venue, you kinda know what you’re getting into. Can’t blame anyone but yourself
But when you’re home, you are within reason for wanting to control the confines of that space. I understand that people who are more extroverted than me will make more noise on weekends or special days, so I don’t care. But I also don’t blame people for wanting quiet spaces, the world is constantly loud and stimulating. Your home doesn’t have to be (if you like the quiet).
People move into houses in airport flight paths and then complain about fucking noise, from the international airport that has been operating longer than they've been alive. People are fucking stupid.
Some of my grass grows a little long, and there are vines that will grow literally 3 foot overnight.
When I use my trimmer, the grass and vines can twist like that around the string housing.
I think my neighbor is a witch, maybe u should give those to her?
I once saw a lady walking around town with a bag occasionally making symbols on the sidewalk with white powder. My main reaction was how cool it was to have witches active in the neighborhood.
The people doing USA markings must have gotten a budget cut
Doing God's work
What century is this?
The century of cheap dogma and expensive schooling.
Ohhhhh, I like that one.
Twenty-first but we live in a Monty Python sketch.
Nextdoor sounds like localized Facebook on PCP.
With a very real chance to accidentally run into these people in real life !
Blair Witch vibes
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