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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

if you're letting your dandelions flower, you should remove them when they go to seed. if they seed your neighbor's lawns, your neighbors are probably going to use pesticides that are going to be flushed into your local water table

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Look, a dandelion! Must be the last one of the season!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I fucking hate dandelions, I hate herbicides a shit ton more though. I planted clover and other ground over to compete with the dandelions and to feed the bees. My husband and I go out picking dandelions any day it's not raining and we see yellow in the yard. It's kinda fun to see who can get the longest thickest root 😉

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't say what to do with them... If I see something like that with no context, I'm breeding ginormous people-eating dandelions...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Now that's an interesting plot twist

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Free Dandelions! From the sidewalk to the fence!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

Dandelion greens are really good for you. Plus as others have noted monoculture lawns are pretty bad for the environment. Better than impermeable surfaces but still not great.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do the dandelion dance! Blast techno! Wear a speedo! Celebrate nature's bounty, yo!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You can make Dandelion wine, coffee, dandelion salve, dandelion syrup, dye your clothes and eat them, to mention a few uses. - maybe he should sell them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I've made dandelion wine and dandelion root tea, both good. A wonderful little treat of a plant.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'll pass on eating my clothes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah but that sounds an awful lot like work.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Personally, I prefer the slovenly lions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Dan the lion?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Pretty soon your neighbourhood will be lousy with Italians

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