"Celery tastes like water" is somwthing people only say because they heard other people say it. It clearly does not
this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2024
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This is only true of the celery you find in grocery stores.
Grow some in your garden, you’re in for a world of flavor you never knew existed
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Celery loses most of it's flavor quickly after harvest. When it's actually fresh it's extremely tasty.
Wait do people actually not like celery? I eat it as a snack
There are apparently dozens of us!
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I "peel" celery like how I peel a potato. So basically peel off the stringy part. Then I cut them diagonally or at a 45° angle. I then stir fry them with carrots and string peas and baby corn and shallots with some garlic and salt.
It's so crunchy and fresh tasting.
Celery is honestly the worst vegetable. I will not elaborate further
Celery is peak, fight me
Love that crunchy boii
And have it taste like eating shampoo or some other chemical soup not to be left within reach of children.
At least it's also salty.
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