this post was submitted on 30 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Good morning, I hope this email finds you reduced to a literal bag of perfectly preserved flesh and bones.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

The forbidden brownie batter

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait… what happened to the orifices?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

They're around here somewhere...

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago

Behold! This is what it truly means to be a bog creature, Tumblr. This is what you claim to be. And you know what, I totally get you. I feel like this all the time.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Perfectly preserved? All that's left is is the skin which has turned into leather due to the acidic environment in the bog.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

What is leather if not perfectly preserved skin?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

perfectly preserved... to be made into a soup

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Looks like Bog has some pretty good compression rates! How does it compare with other standards?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I like .vbog - the variable compression points don't always result in better overall compression, but can greatly enhance certain parts so I think its worth it.
But anything is better than .ice, that is just bad & hard to maintain, it just looks cool.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are we still talking about wetlands?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Icelands too. Their compression grates mountains.

But if you want you bodies flatt asap, nothing works as perfectly as an industrial press.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Next on the hydRALic prezz channel. brrrrreeeeeezzzzz

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Maybe it is good enough to claim neurolinks bounty!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, I refuse to go down this rabbit hole. I will not take the bait

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Y'know, I have that same meme. Here is another for you

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just have to put him in some rice

[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

microwave it for 5 minutes. then, after you take it out, you'll see all the wrinkles are gone

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 91 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"perfectly preserved"

🤔

Like my freezer preserved that burger that escaped into the bottom of it six years ago

[–] [email protected] 74 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The data is all there, but there may be a slight issue with the formatting.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

Outstanding

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Feeling pretty bogged down.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Name checks out

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Countless ants.