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That's one way to stop snoring....
this post was submitted on 29 May 2024
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Daaammn babe what that tongue do?
Actually nevermind, don't make the tongue do...
My legs feel weak from just seeing the diagrams
Wait, but did you sever your "frenulum of the tongue" for that? I just tried and that is what's preventing me from doing it.
No, it just stretched out over time. I never cut it, but sometimes it would form a type of scab for a few days.
It might be partially severed, but my tongue doesn't look crazy long like the people who get it surgically done like Gene Simmons from KISS.
What you mean he wasn't born with it?
Maybe it is Maybelline?
May...be...
Surley your time would be better spent practicing self fellatio until you are 10/10 at it ?
Now, I am l assuming here that you're a dude because... well...
This is second hand info, I'm nowhere near limber or big enough, but I saw a comment from someone who allegedly was able to self fellate. Apparantly the overall impression is that it is more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked. I'm not implying that it's a bad thing, just know what to expect before committing to a rigorous training regiment with that goal in mind. Or whatever, you do you. 😏
I've thought about it, I dunno, I guess I'm happy enough with all the sex toys I own. 😂
Based use of technology to complete a task without the need for an extreme physical skill.
Keep practicing until you can work your tongue all the way up and out the nostrils.
I've seen people in videos online that could do it. I'm not there yet and I'm not sure I ever will or really want to be. It'd be a neat party trick if I could.
Imagine if someone with a bifurcated tongue did it and had one coming out of each nostril.
Modern phonetic transcription stands no match for the ultra-nasal
Now this is some pro level mewing.
this is probably delightful if you ever get a flu or cold
Seems more like a delightful new way to give yourself sinus infections.
Or auto-asphyxiation.
I've never given myself a sinus infection in the 10 years I've been doing this, but others might?
I naturally produce more mucus than most people anyway. I'm not really sure, maybe it's minor dust allergies? It generally makes things easier for me to manage.
Absolutely. On the flipside: you can now scratch itches you didn't even know you had.
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