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In eighth grade we were picking roles for a reading of A Midsummernight's Dream in English class. It has a lot of names like this, so my friend put his hand up and said:
"I wanna be Testicles!"
The teacher was laughing so hard we didn't get anything done for the rest of the class.
So 'mah leck you leez'?
I saw a boat the other day called Penelope (but said like 'antelope').
Haha good one
Pe-nel-ope?
Maybe! I dont know if the boat's name is supposed to be pronounced "Pen-eh-lope" or if it is - literally - "Pen-el-oh-pee but said like ant-eh-lope".
Utter mindfuck.
jackalope
Am I doing it right?
Mole-que-lees, Part-y-clays
Mo-leck-you-less and Par-tick-less
Needs long ees.
No I'm German, we don't do that around here
I would say Moe-lek-yu-lees and Parr-tik-cleese.
It's “eh” (like in “melody” but longer) not an English “ee” (like in “meeseeks”)
Mole eck you lees
Par tick lees
And also testicles
Bophades
The Greek god of fortitude, but he can't take a hit.
Biggus Dickus is the Roman god of overcompensation.