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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Same but married with children

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I watched a random episode on my media box today (Season 7, Lisa becomes a vegetarian). It's been a while and I forgot how good it is. The sheer number of scenes that my wife and I quote to each other on a regular basis that were just in 1 episode was ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I'm helping!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Except when OP is making breaking bad references

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean 90% of my dad's humor is dad jokes and Monty Python

And it's awesome lmao

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thanks! Which one of my kids are you?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Will you be my dad? I miss my dad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

NaoPb! You must marry this girl! She has huge ... tracts of land!

And no singing!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is this a reference I'm not getting?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Sorry -- it is a reference to Monty Python, where a father is trying to get his son to marry.

Edit: as one of your honorary fathers, I advise you to go watch the movie, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Father? 🙋

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Simpsons did it

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

lisa needs braces, DENTAL PLAN...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Iron helps us play!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Oh hallelujah our problems are solved. We have banana bread.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Their aren't nearly enough Phineas and Ferb memes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I know what we're going to do today!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Remember folks, don't show your significant other The Simpsons/Futurama/South Park/ or anything else until after you're married. Then they can know you aren't actually funny

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Add Rick and Morty and you just found the other 9.99%

Last 0.01% is "nobody here but us trees"

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