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Carlo Acutis, a teenage website developer, was attributed a second miracle by Pope Francis, advancing his path to becoming the first millennial saint.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

He's a senile old man. Happens to be a pope.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The tech whizz, sometimes called 'God's influencer,' died of leukemia in 2006 at age 15.

So finding a cure for cancer is not one of his miracles.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

God works in mysterious ways 🌠 lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Should've been Terry Davis.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The two "miracles"

Acutis was beatified by Pope Francis in October 2020 after a first miracle was attributed to him, involving a Brazilian boy born with a pancreatic defect who said he was healed after praying to Acutis.

According to Vatican News, the news portal of the Holy See, the second miracle involved a Costa Rican woman whose daughter had a bicycle accident and was given a low chance of survival by doctors.

Vatican News said the mother, Liliana, prayed at Acutis' tomb in Assisi, Italy, and claimed that her daughter recovered soon after.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I literally lol'd. A religious person can explain this to me but does the old testament not poo poo praying to anyone who is not God?

Fucking Catholics man. How many saints they up to? It's it ballooning again after the great purge a while back?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm not religious but I'm interested in religion.

You are applying the Protestant framework (I can save myself) to Catholicism (only through the church can I be saved) hence why you invoke Bible as a final arbiter of what is and isn't allowed.

In the old churches (Catholic, Orthodox etc) "Canon" is a combination of early church fathers writings, tradition, the bible and pronunciations of the current head of the church. Furthermore in Catholicism the bible is largely treated as allegorical, not literal.

Now since you are definitionally a sinner, and since salvation can only be obtained through the intermediaries of God: the church, being part of the church mysteries (baptism, communion, prayer, confession etc) is far more important than following any specific part of the bible.

Praying to Saints is not considered a sin since you are under no misapprehension that you are praying to a god, or that they are anything more than humans that lived an exemplary life and are amongst God's favourite children. It's like asking the local lord for a favour - you are not confusing him with the king.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

It's a marketing thing.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

All religions are jokes. But this shit right here…

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

P A P A B L E S S

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