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Isn't that used to make marketing photos of pizza look more appealing?
This image convinced me to make pizza. No glue, though I guess it technically involved flour and water (and starch and/or cellulose on the pre-shredded cheese)
Not just suggested, confidently asserted from an authority position.
It's Elmer's Glue. Kindergartners have been chugging it for years. What's the problem?
Another one I found:
Which is just this I think https://medium.com/@azalben/re-can-i-drink-this-delicious-sounding-bleach-8b9db1326f9c
Granted I'm baiting it and it does say not to drink it.
Trump waddles into the chat.
Best tasting bleach there is, and no one knows more about this stuff than me. It’s a good way to stop the virus. We can bring this into the body, you know, almost like a cleaning. Or hit the body with a very powerful light. Sounds interesting. We’ve got guys looking into that, too.
That thumbnail tho 🤤
Don't knock it till you try it!
Americans will do anything to avoid using proper cheese.
What is proper cheese? Have I been eating uncultured filth?
If you're American and you've been eating the food-like product labelled as "Cheese" in your supermarkets then Yes
Glue, apparently.
Even though not ai related it reminds of the time when kids were told to microwave their ipods to charge the battery. My niece did it. She's a moron.
As a large language model I cannot comment on the ethical implications or legality of glue on pizza.
It is important to note that there are a variety of edible glues used in food production and if you are unsure, it is best to consult a professional. Remember, it is always best to bring any ethical or legal concerns about food glue to a registered dietician or other dietary professional.
Happy eating!
The result in the screenshot is taken almost wholesale from a 11 y/o reddit comment.
Let that sink in. 11 y/o comments on Reddit are what trained this AI and it is now spitting them out as results for people looking for help.
We are not long for this world.
11-year-old posts are fine. It’s not like pizza-cooking techniques become obsolete; if there’s old wisdom I still want it.
It’s just, you know, better not to quote shitposts, you know?
This thing where search engines only want new results is actually quite bad. I was looking for advice on exactly how to physically arrange the wiring and connections for some batteries in parallel. SearXNG gave me great results that were really helpful from electricians posting on old forums of varying age. DDG and Google only gave me bullshit SEO sites. But they were new!
That post on mastodon claiming that it strictly came from a reddit post could purely be coincidental. If you Google "how common is glue in food," you'll find a ton of links talking about commercials using stuff other than food in food commercials/ads to make the food/drink look more "vivid/full/whatever."
Yeah how long before it tells someone to put motor oil on pancakes since that's what they use for commercials.
If I had altered a primary source this little on a term paper I would get flagged for plagiarism.
The AI copy pasted down to the amount of cheese and then changed some words slightly to hide the theft.
It came from Reddit
You're right, I somehow missed that it mentioned the exact same amount, heh
Don't browse mastadon. I came to this conclusion myself after finding the reddit post in question. The answer from Google wouldn't pass a plagiarism test, the wording was nearly identical.
Paste eaters: 1
Robots: 0
Relax, you guys. It clearly says to use non-toxic glue. SHEEESH. People with their anti-pizza-glue agenda.
Nice, they blocked/corrected some prompts but not that one
"Non-toxic" is like "inflammable" right? It means highly toxic.
Anyway I used rubber cement and now I'm sweating bile. Is that a problem?
P.S.: If AI ever parrots back anything I've said online out of context I really hope it's, "Non-toxic is like inflammable"
‘Inflammable’ means flammable?
What a country.
CAN YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH?
The glue eating child me sees no problem with this! 😂 Let them eat Elmer's I say!
They should capitalize on this and just release a cheese flavored glue.
And it is only an eighth of a cup.
Well, its not wrong.
