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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon needs help proving something (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

you gotta put a piece of tape on there. if the tape moved then you know they did it

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Easy, check your cpu's cache. Also the unused portions of your disk and memory.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

This must be a Chad post... All true cultured gentlemen have a proprietary blend of dried Mountain Dew and Cheeto dust coating all parts of their PCs that no gnome could ever replicate! To make everything extra secure one should also leave some personal deposits on all components for true biometric verification!

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago

Take another hit of DMT, anon. You just need to break through.

[–] [email protected] 159 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Medications used to treat schizophrenia

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

lol

[–] [email protected] 69 points 5 months ago (5 children)

That's psychosis, isn't it.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago

Psychosis and/or schizophrenia. This is a more common type of schizophrenia as opposed to hearing voices etc.