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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The human testicles had a plastic concentration almost three times higher than that found in the dog testes: 330 micrograms per gram of tissue compared with 123 micrograms. Polyethylene, used in plastic bags and bottles, was the most common microplastic found, followed by PVC.

So my balls are to 1/3 made of plastic?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Yours, sure.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Ummm there are 1,000,000 micrograms in a gram so 330 micrograms per gram is 0.033% not 33%.

But I imagine Lance Armstrong is averaging about 50% so who knows.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Our dicks are now reclassified as Nerf Guns.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Can mine be the BallZooka? It shot like 30 balls in 10 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I have macro plastics in mine

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

We really have sacrificed our species atop the fire of industry.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

This is why we've never seen or heard aliens out in the universe. Every civilization burns itself out faster than they can solve long distance space travel. Maybe the Great Filter is just the inherent nature of sentient beings. It would make me feel better to know that every other civilization to ever exist in the universe also destroyed itself in this manner, but maybe we are a special level of stupid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

TIL about the Great Filter. Thanks for the rabbit hole!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Got us to the moon in a relative jiffy though. Makes you wonder what majority of industrialized life ever burns itself out vs external circumstances.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

We've been pretty up ourselves about it though, a blank flag waving on the moon will be cold comfort for the burning remains of our civilisation. I could imagine this being the inevitable end to an intelligent species, smart enough to destroy itself but dumb enough to destroy itself.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah suck out all of my microplastics stepsister 😏

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Stepsister: Huh, it's not the only thing micro....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Hey girl, want that face covered in microplastics?

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