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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think grown bees don't eat honey

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In my experience they do.
I've given some cooled out bees some honey and warm water, and they always go for it and usually recover and fly away

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I mean from the flies' perspective the opposite is probably true, so wygd

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Smart people don't bother explaining to dumb people how dumb they are.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

"For the people in the back"? The back of where? What is this man talking about? I'm not on stage. I'm in my living room, waiting for the kettle to boil. Are there people in my house? Who are "the people in the back"? I'm reading this sentence out loud but it still sounds fucking stupid. Help me, bald man with beard!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

instructions unclear, i've been reading this in a loop for the past 7 hours

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That's how you end up with massive AWS bills.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Oh, but did you try reading it again louder?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"Read that again"

A sentence that never follows something of value

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A SENTENCE THAT NEVER FOLLOWS SOMETHING OF VALUE

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

A SENTENCE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I love that the "read that again" is part of the quote of an unknown source quoting a nameless "wise man".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I think the quoted person called "unknown" is a good indicator as well.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honey is bee vomit so...there's that.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

It's not technically vomit because they have a special chamber separate from their stomach for it.

https://busybeekeeping.com/is-honey-bee-poop-or-bee-vomit-heres-the-truth/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

LinkedIn is finally allowed by Scarfolk council

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Thanks, reread in hi-res!