this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Riker ghosts a three-fingered lady and the military arrests him.

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A dive, a sex dungeon, and a junkyard are important stops on the way to a wedding. Two men both want to make their baby wet.

[–] Stampela@startrek.website 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is really confusing me. Is it one of the new series? I’m not yet up to date on them, otherwise I’m really, really drawing a blank here XD

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Riker and the boys go to Vegas.

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[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

The incel nerd guy is a victim of a data breach.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago

Zombie. Vulcans.

[–] _NetNomad@kbin.run 24 points 10 months ago

young ferengi takes human expression "break a leg" too literally

[–] hendu@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

The crew overstays their welcome at a board game night and the host tells them all to go home.

[–] ipacialsection@startrek.website 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.

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[–] LarkinDePark@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 10 months ago

Criminal engineer whines about his imprisonment for espionage even though it was done in the most humane way without even ageing him, abuses wife and daughter on release.

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 37 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 11 points 10 months ago

Dude lays on a bed for three weeks as Troi freaks out.

[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

The movie Ghost, feat. Beverly

[–] Pancito@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] JackDark@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Then I guess "the holodeck is broken" is out of the question as well.

Also "guess which cast member knows how to sing?"

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

[–] Cagi@lemmy.ca 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)

When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

OP said worst. That's the best.

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[–] buycurious@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

A bunch of kids just chant “red squad” over and over again.

[–] ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.

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[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Han Solo comes on board, and seduces half the female crew members.

[–] metostopholes@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Picard joins the Darmok fandom.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Child actors in an elevator.

[–] SquishyPandaDev@yiffit.net 9 points 10 months ago

Might be my favorite bottle episode

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[–] optissima@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Westworld prequel

[–] Hackworth@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Picard learns to play the flute.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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