Riker ghosts a three-fingered lady and the military arrests him.
this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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A dive, a sex dungeon, and a junkyard are important stops on the way to a wedding. Two men both want to make their baby wet.
This is really confusing me. Is it one of the new series? I’m not yet up to date on them, otherwise I’m really, really drawing a blank here XD
A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.
The incel nerd guy is a victim of a data breach.
Zombie. Vulcans.
young ferengi takes human expression "break a leg" too literally
The crew overstays their welcome at a board game night and the host tells them all to go home.
Criminal engineer whines about his imprisonment for espionage even though it was done in the most humane way without even ageing him, abuses wife and daughter on release.
Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices
Dude lays on a bed for three weeks as Troi freaks out.
The movie Ghost, feat. Beverly
Riker bangs an alien.
They said an episode
Then I guess "the holodeck is broken" is out of the question as well.
Also "guess which cast member knows how to sing?"
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.
OP said worst. That's the best.
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A bunch of kids just chant “red squad” over and over again.
Han Solo comes on board, and seduces half the female crew members.
Picard joins the Darmok fandom.
Westworld prequel