'Fine' said the Celery, 'let's end this here and now' as he drew his Scimitar.
this post was submitted on 16 May 2024
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*lettuce end this here
Leaf me alone!
I don't have thyme for this.
Celery responded "If you don't like it just leaf."
"It's all in your head!"