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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm not that old. I'm just old enough to send song trough bluetooth from friend to friend and it took ages. also good luck trying to watch porn since only device capable of that is the family computer

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Why is the browser history always empty?

- ur mom

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Haha, my dad used the computer for porn one time. He was completely tech illiterate and didn’t know it kept a record. Silly stuff like “titfucking.com” and “bigboobybikerchicks.com”. He just .com’d whatever crossed his mind.

He told my mom he only got on there to play space cadet pinball. He was seriously gonna let me and my brother take the fall. I don’t blame him though. My mom can be batshit crazy and porn to her would be no different than cheating.

My brother and I would have been nagged at and grounded. He had to go stay at my grandma’s for a month. Haha

God I was so mad that he tried to blame us. Like, yeah, I was looking at porn. I covered my damn tracks and don’t give a shit about big booby biker chicks.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

The stigma against watching porn while married among older generations is an interesting one. I'm not gonna say it was wrong, but I find it hard to make myself care. If my fiance finds something nice, I'd just prefer that he share it with me lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh that Christmas Sears catalog....so many pages

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

I jerked off to this https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/0/3/4/777034_320x180.jpg Gen-Z wouldn’t even understand what this is.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Hell, that’s amazingly high quality compared to my channel

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

8bit porn

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Having to wait for the porn, one row at a time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

But never to the end.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Trying to tape a song off the radio without getting too much of the DJ's voice...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Jerking off while downloading a song became an initiation to piracy.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Zoomers don't realize we grew up when bullying was acceptable.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It still is acceptable. It's just that today they call it management and human resources.